Rantings of a Squawker

Eerily True

2005-10-23T09:37:00.000-07:00

Your Personality Profile

You are sexy, powerful, and bold.
You're full of passion and energy...
Sometimes this passion has a dark side.

You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.
You never fail to get someone's attention.
Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper!

The World's Shortest Personality Test

What Kind of drunk RU??

2005-10-23T09:30:00.000-07:00

You're a Wild Drunk

You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

W&G

2005-10-19T16:26:00.000-07:00

So Wallace & Gromit...I've been waiting so long for the movie to come out and I finally get around to going to see it last night. What a waste of time. For someone who loves all the shorts they used to make, this totally sucked ass. I really only recommend you see it if you're 4, like really lame puns, or, like me, look for any excuse to get pizza from Alamo Drafthouse. I could barely stay awake once I was done eating, but that's not really the movie's fault. The new medication I'm on that I have to take every time I eat something has a few side effects, one of which being it makes me really friggin' sleepy. I've decided that the side effects of this drug are far worse than the actual condition I'm taking it for in the first place, and it's not like it's going to kill me. Other side effects include "Parkinsons-like tremors of the arms and legs" and severe depression. This totally reminds me of those commercials that were everywhere a few years back for some pill that treated social anxiety. Side effects included nausea, diarrhea, and sexual dysfunction. But hey, you're not scared of being in public anymore as long as no one expects you to be able to have sex when you get home or, I don't know, not want to get thrown up on during a conversation!

Bad Baby Names

2005-10-17T10:32:00.000-07:00

One of my biggest pet peves in the world has to be bad baby names. Unfortunately in my job, I come across way more than normal people. I used to keep an ongoing list of all the bad names I would come across. Eventually I had a book worth of post-it notes and gave up. After the one I came across the other day, I think I need to start keeping track of them again and sharing them with my friends.
If you ever name you child Blandina, shoot yourself right now so she doesn't have to when she's older. Ouija boards should never be used when coming up with baby names!
One of my favorites will always be Windy. It's not that weird, just a slight variation on a common name that convinces me that some parents are just mean or stupid. My parents tried this as well, but fortunately the name they came up with was not that weird. Jessica was too boring, but Jesseca is sooo much better.